theauthorman:

Try to guess at what point in the list the person they paid to write this shit gave up.

theauthorman:

Try to guess at what point in the list the person they paid to write this shit gave up.

Source: unabating Via: dracch
+ source: unabating

christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

Source: ahcalamity Via: ryanvallejo
+ source: ahcalamity
Source: kimkayhoolywood Via: dogs69
+ source: kimkayhoolywood

 In the “heart” of the ice palace the floor and walls change color to match Elsa’s emotions, much like a mood ring: blue when happy, purple when sad, red when frightened, and amber when angry.

+ source: romanatasha

hope2x:

shagbox:

on a scale of 1 to ‘he traded his fucking ship for her’ how otp-y is your otp

Right between ‘she literally gave him her heart’ and ‘he is the actual, confirmed mate to her soul’

Source: shagbox Via: tanyyeezzyy
+ source: shagbox
candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

+ source: gifak-net

spamaohno:

bedhead game so strong you be wakin up lookin like an anime protagonist 

+ source: spamaohno

read it

+ source: mrsmerylstreep

0fficermako:

love yourself as much as you love your favorite character

+ source: 0fficermako

gentlydropthebass:

“Women can’t go out in skimpy clothing and be surprised when they’re raped! That’s like leaving your front door open and being surprised when you’re robbed!”

you’re comparing property to a human being

you’re comparing property to a human being

you’re comparing property to a human being

you’re comparing property to a human being

antifeminist-egalitarian:

doyouevenliberty:

Welcome to FDR’s Internment Camps

George Carlin was brilliant. Totally disagree with him about a lot of things, but the way he spoke—so eloquently and with such unwavering honesty—he was one of the great minds of our time. Fucking hilarious too.

+ source: maplesurple