"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.
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- 11:32 am
the fact that people are like “Coca Cola supports racial equality, I’m not going to be drinking Coca Cola anymore” and “Google supports gay rights I’m not going to use them anymore” like what next “the Earth provides Oxygen to ethnic minorities I’m going to stop breathing in protest”
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- 11:09 am
ppl from california who never stop talking about california…..and in n out burger….and weed…..and the beach…..like…….speed up those tectonic plates and just become an island already….no one cares
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- 11:06 am
when you think you can trust someone but then they go and use your comb
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- 10:40 am
i cAME HOME TO HEAR MY MUM AND DAD SHOUTING ABUSE AT EACH OTHER AND MY MUM THREATENING DIVORCE AND I GOT SCARED BUT OMFG IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE PLAYING MARIO KART
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- 11:26 pm
im praying for every gay and lesbian individual living in kansas. my heart goes out to all of you. and if you have no idea what i’m talking about, please read this.
As a resident of Kansas ever since I was born, I feel the need to comment upon this.
Let me preface this…
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- 11:21 pm
This is the best explanation I’ve ever read.
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- 9:10 pm
these boys across from me were looking at gay porn once in class and one guy was like “dude this is so gay” and the other guy said “no its fine we said no homo remember” and i almost gave myself a nosebleed trying not to laugh
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